Ryuk

Mon, 03 Dec 2007 00:30:23 GMT

I KnEw a GoD onCe.

AnD tHeN he died.

HAha. MayBe He HaD a NamE.

MaYbE PeoPlE RemEmbEr it.

~~maYbE I wRoTE it doWn.~~

[ooc: grumpy Ryuk, for 'tis December and hence cold, which Ryuk canonically dislikes. Possibly because winter is the season of imported apples? ;.;]

Wed, 07 Nov 2007 03:18:27 GMT

I , RyUk

YoU - flYiNg ApPlE bi~~TchEs.~~

...wHEre'S CheEtAH?

p r i v a t e | | l i g h t

HiIiIIiiiiIIiiIiiiiiIIiiii, JAnE!

Sat, 03 Nov 2007 06:30:36 GMT

~~...hEh.~~

HiIIiiiIIiiIiiIIiiiiiIIiIIIiiII, nEwCoMErS !

filtered from L, Near, Mello, Vash, Wolfwood

MoDEsT aPpLe FeE = ~~DiaBeTic~~ rEliaBlE PicTurES ?

Mon, 29 Oct 2007 03:06:10 GMT

HaS AnYoNE SeEN My hUMaN?

he'S tAlL , DaRK, pSYcHO, StIngHY wiTh ApPlEs

biTcHy iN thE MoRnInG, aFteRNoOn aNd EvENiNgs

cOmEs wIth hIs OwN HarEM

kIlLs pEOpLE wHeN it's HiS TiME of The MoNTh...

[ooc: Pinky is ~~pretending to, since he can do it at any time anyway~~ looking for Brain.]

Fri, 05 Oct 2007 01:13:42 GMT

....MoooOOOoooOOoooOOoOoOoOOOoooooOOoooo...

...gRaSsssSSSs....

...mOoooooooooOOOOOooooOOOOOooooooOOOooo...

[ooc: them gents be cowboys? Here's yer cattle. Feel free to round'im up. ._.v !]

Fri, 14 Sep 2007 05:28:29 GMT

SeX bRinGS peOplE

PeoPle BriNG MonEY

MonEY briNGs ApPlEs

.
.
.

ciTy:

aLl YoUR SeX aRe BelONg To ~~RyUk~~ ReM

[ooc: ...he learns from Light?]

Sun, 09 Sep 2007 02:09:57 GMT

heY,

WhEn YoU seT yoUr AlArm ClocK thIs MorNiNG

dId YoU KnOW

tHAt

TiMe WaS rUnNinG OuT?

...I wAnT To EAt YoUr YoUNg.

[ooc: why yes, Light, that IS a cryptic reminder, why do you ask >>!]

Mon, 27 Aug 2007 17:25:03 GMT

>

...fOunD ThE CoNCEpT.

IS thIs WhAT YoU aRe AlL pINInG foR ?

~~HEh...~~

Tue, 21 Aug 2007 21:16:50 GMT

ReSUmE

I CaN...

blOodY YouR AlpHabeT

knOw YoU : nAmE, yEAr, FeAR

BidE YoUr LaSt BreAThs

tEmPt yOu

PlaY YoUR BoNEs FoR diCE

...EaT YoU?

Mon, 13 Aug 2007 10:39:19 GMT

...nO OnE LoVEs Me.

I MuST Go In A DaRk, SeCluDEd CoRNer AnD cRy MY NeGlECt.

...L, mAkE RoOM.

View Poll: I am Kira

Wed, 08 Aug 2007 20:52:48 GMT

RoUnd…

…rEd…

…pREcIoUs…

…FlYinG thInGiEs…

…dInNEr?

[ooc: …why yes, feel free to mention seeing ~~Ryuk~~ a giant mass of air jumpin’ to eat your Pokeballs. Prepare for his woes when he realizes they're not apples. =__=;; ]

Wed, 01 Aug 2007 01:42:43 GMT

cHeEr Up , EmO KIDs!

...tHAt MEanS L FiRsT.

][p r i v a t e][Light][

...duLl, human.

][p r i v a t e][unhackable][

WiTh YaGaMi LiGht ShoWiNg No proGrESs toWarDS reGaInInG a LiFe, WagERs ArE fiCkle. HaiL, O KiNg, WhErE ArE yoUR DiCe?! RyUk wiLl PlaY...

L iS consTant. The Boy NeAr BarElY BrEaThEs. The boY MeLlO NeVEr PlaCeD ThReAt.

...tImE tO seEk ~~GamE~~ thRilL ElSeWheRe.

Wed, 25 Jul 2007 10:42:07 GMT

dEaR SanTA ClAuS,

MeLlO iS BeING mEan To ME.

AnD nEgLeCtinG BaBY KiRa.

PlEasE DoN'T bRiNG hiM AnYmoRE ChOcoLAtE. GeTtInG fAt. It ShOwS oN A LiTtLe GiRl.

AlSo, NeAr WoN'T StoP PlAyInG WiTH HiMselF.

L, DO YoU knOW? ToUchIng LiKe ThAT ReDucES bRaiN aCtivIty bY 40%.

PlEAsE BrInG ME lOTs OF apPlES.

♥,

REM

[ooc : read, "Dear Light. Mello's ~~bitchy~~ here. Near is Near. L may have touched the paper. I R HUNGRY NAO."]

Sun, 15 Jul 2007 14:45:55 GMT

why Do HuMaNS KEeP "luBrIcAtIOn" ?

iF iT'S on ThE FlOoR , It'S coMesTibLE, RiGht?

DoES iT tAsTe BeTtEr WiTh sIdInG?

WhAT iS goOd NiNjA TiME CaMoUflAGe? ApPLE suIt?

p r i v a t e to self

...oNe PoSsEsSeS, thE OtHeR OWnS, a ThiRD wILl WaNT eYeS... mIsSiNg pIEcE. iF YaGAmI LiGht DoES nOt SuCcEeD aT lEAst BriEFlY, thEre WiLl bE nO FiNaL LiFe FoR tHe dEaTh NoTe...

ShInIGAmI CaRrY nO AlLeGIAnCE.

[ ooc : LOOK WHAT CUPID DAY VESTIGES HAVE DONE TO HIM. Hungry Shinigami for teh_noez. Yes, he's keeping away from Light, presently. ]

Wed, 11 Jul 2007 18:30:28 GMT

SoME dAy, And ThAT DaY May NEVer CoMe, I WiLl CALl UpOn YoU tO dO a SerViCe fOr Me. BuT UnTiL that DaY, AcCepT tHeSe ApPles aS a GiFt On mY dAuGhTEr’s bRoThEl DebUt Day.

MY ChIldRen, I hAvE RaiSEd YoU WelL. ThOuGh uGly aS YoU aRe, I sTiLl MuST WonDEr If YoU ArE AlL MiNE. NoNEThElesS, I ShalL nOt ShAme The HoUSe. InSTeaD, I ’Ll MaKE yoU an OfFeR yoU Can’T ReFuSE:

…KiSs ThE RiNg, cItY.

[ ooc : …oh, if only don Corleone knew. ]

Tue, 10 Jul 2007 12:02:49 GMT

WhY mEn LoVE BiTchES

~ ChOiCE ExCerpTS ~

- SlAp a bITch EvEry tWo HoURs, lEsT It FeEL NeGLECtEd;
- iF iT StiLl HaS TeeTh, YoU dOn'T loVE It EnoUGh;
- tHeRE iS an EmO CoRneR wHEreIn 400 "aRtIST" SoUlS haVe slASHEd theIr wRiSTs aNd WrIttEN baD pOeTry FoR geNeraTioNs - ThAt Is TrAditIonALly ThE BiTch'S dWeLlInG;
- a biTch iS mUTE SaVe For : "YEs, MAsTer", "haRder MaSter", "whaT-ThE-HelL, tHe BoNdAGe SuIt WaS NEW, MasTER". tHiS is BeCaUSe bItChES aRe LeArNiNG ImPaiREd WhEn iT doESn't CoMe to AdUlT ToY InSTructIoNs MaNUAlS;
- sOmE BiTCh pWnaGe kEePs ThE DoCtoR AWAy
- a bItCh neVer sPEakS: it WoES, WhInEs, nEiGhs oR SuEs rEspECtiVeLy;
- if bITchES hAve MoRE thAn 16% oF thEIr sKiN ExpAnSE CoVErED, ThEy WiLl SeLf CoMbUSt;
- aLl BiTchES MuST PrAy To thE pImP ThRoNe NiGhtly;
- BitCh oWnERs Are ObLigAteD to PRoVide a SerViCE oF FoUR WhiPpIng SeSsIoNS a WeEk - aNyThIng BeYoNd ThAT iS sPoIliNg YoUR BiTCh;
- a MaSteR Can HaVE moRE ThAn OnE BiTCh, ProVIdEd He Is PrEPaRED fOr thE ImMiNEnT CrUSaDEs fOr ThE HoLy WeE WEe;
- iT'S noT AbUSE, It'S tRuE LoVE!

...tHE lIbRaRy iS EducATIonAL.

[ ooc : ...Light made him ogle it. Yes, he put this up for Mikami and Misa's reading privilege. >.>! ]

Sat, 07 Jul 2007 02:30:05 GMT

-

-

[ ooc : Ryuk / killer apple. A time honoured classic. Picture from here. ]

Wed, 04 Jul 2007 07:02:32 GMT

K  oRb thE mighTy
I    s A greaT RaVen'N'lIghtlY
R  aGiNG aS'L BE
A  pPlEs spOkE to He:
'S  pARe mE! SpArE Me!'
B  rAveLy tHe FruIt WepT
I    n KoRb's TuMmy UnKEpT
T   hEy MeLlowLy fEaRed
C  raVEnS, so NearEd
H  oRriBly, woRdS kILl.

DaMneD kOrb. NeVeR ShARed ApPlEs.

[ ooc : ...why, hullo, Mikami. ^^;; ]

Sat, 30 Jun 2007 14:02:49 GMT

ThE hUMan WhOSe nAMe IS wRIttEn In ThIS nOTe ShAll DiE.

ThiS nOtE wIlL nOT taKE efFecT UnLEss ThE WriTER hAS thE PERsOn'S FACe In ThEiR mInD wHen WriTIng tHeiR NaME.

IF thE cAUse Of DeaTH iS nOT wrITtEn WiTHin 40 SeCOnDS of WriTiNg thE PeRSon's NamE, thE suBjeCt wIlL dIE of a HeArt aTtaCk.

AFtEr WRiTing thE CauSE of DEaTh, ThE deTAilS of thE dEath ShOuld bE WriTtEn in thE NexT 400 SecOndS.

If thE oWner oF thE NoTe doES noT uSe it agaIn WithIn 13 dAyS, TheY wiLl diE.

IF thE NoTe iS dAMagEd or BurNed, AnYoNe Who Has TouChEd iT wiLl DiE.

iF tHE HuMan WhO oWns thE nOte DiEs, thE ShIniGAmi asSoCiATed wIth ThEm ShAlL DiE wiThIn 13 sEcoNdS.

...Dettuno'ttu.

[ ooc : yes, the real - and fake especially - rules brought to you by : the Let's Mindfuck L Committee. One in particular is there as his... City!insurance. Surely no one would kill Light ~~before he pays his debt to Ryuk~~ if it meant taking an innocent along ,riiiiiiiight? ^^;; ]

Wed, 27 Jun 2007 11:18:55 GMT

:: filtered awaaaaaaay from L and Light ::

ThEre iS a WAy tO be RID of thIS pLAce... buT yoUr heART neED bE tRuE, FoR tHe goD kNoWs otheRwiSe, AnD hIs ANgeR bE sWiFT anD deADlY.

ThIs woRLd be DriVEn bY tHe oVErseEIng GoD Dettuno'ttu, AlL prAiSed aNd suNg by hIs hOly oRdER, Kira.

ApPeal to ThE GoD bY CuRrYing hIs FAvoUR. DEclAre YoUrSelF hiS KiRA foR alL to KnOw, foR thEre muST bE no ShAmE in LoVinG thE GoD - buT beWAre - yOuR heART's DesIRe mUSt bE pURe.

[ ooc : lying like... no tomorrow. But do him the favour and play along by posting "I am Kira" type messages, if only to WTF Light and L? *snicker* Light-playah, feel free to notice Ryuk is suddenly gone astray. ]

Sun, 24 Jun 2007 15:56:05 GMT

...45-8916...029517...666...-083248...2514... 3746-097... 8478036...

...wHo givES You LiGhT...?

[ ooc : ...don't mind Ryuk, he's just looking at random people on the street and estimating their life span / names in the ~~WTFish~~ lovely Shinigami way. ]

Mon, 18 Jun 2007 22:58:40 GMT

LiiiiiIiiiIghT. MaY I eAt HiS HEad?

NiCE GoLdEN ♥

StIlL faIrEsT ShInigAMi oF TheM alL.

[ ooc : not his fault Light keeps him on the verge of anorexia. ^__^ v ! ]

Sun, 17 Jun 2007 15:20:09 GMT

...I sEe dead pEOple.

~~APPles?~~

[ ooc : ...claws too big for adequate typing. Bear with. =__= ]